When
you first start Marble Madness, things seem hopeless. You
can't find the princess, you can't see any weapons or weapon
upgrades, and it's nearly impossible to have a greater-than-average
death match with your opponent. Luckily, I've compiled how
to make it through this hazardous game. (This game contains
graphic violence and maybe nudity.)
Level 1
When it starts you off, you'll first notice a FLOOR. Roll
on this floor. But wait! Roll to the left and fall off the
cliff. If you did it right, your marble now has cute little
goggles and a cute little flamethrower. He also grew some
damn legs so he doesn't fall off the edge and die. Now,
using your legs, run across the level as far as you can
go. Oh, and there's that black marble... thinking he's all
great. Wanna show him?! I know you do! Hit this simple button
combo, and watch the flames! A, B, B, B, A, B, A, A, B,
B, A, B, B, A, A, B, A, B, A, A, B, Up, B, B, A, Down, Left,
B, A, B, B, B, B, Left, Left, Up, Down, A, A, B, A, B, then
hit every button on the controller simultaneously 545 times.
You've successfully shot out one fireball! If you missed,
it's alright! Just put in the button combo once more. It
only takes 10 shots to melt the black marble. When you've
done this, you can walk to the exit and claim your prize.
Level 2
When it starts off, you'll notice yet another floor. Please
realize floors will become very plentiful in Marble Madness.
Press down twice right from the start, and your marble will
take out a sledge hammer from his pocket and start hammering
the ground crazily. Here he will find drug parofenalia (Weed
for you vocab-challenged chilluns) and plant it on the black
marble. The marble police will come by in their marbles
with flashing lights. The black marble will say "The
white man is always holding me down!". The cop marbles
will start beating the black one with a club until he shatters.
The cop marbles will then sweep him into a little evidence
bag along with his sickening illegal substances that you
didn't plant on him, and he'll be taken to jail. Now activate
your legs (As mentioned above) and run to the end of the
level. The black marble will be doing some hard time with
Bubba.
Dude he is so busted.
Level 3
Unfortunately this is the last level where I can get past.
Now, when you start off, you'll be on a floor (I warned
you!). Press up twice to go to AVIATION MODE. Now you can
get a birds-eye view of the whole level. See that little
black dot? Yep, it's him, Mr. Whiny Jailbreaker! Send him
a couple torpedoes and he'll explode (Promise!). To use
torpedoes, enter the flamethrower button combo while in
AVIATION MODE. This will destroy the entire playing arena,
but also get that pesky black marble. The flag will somehow
stay intact, however, so hover over to it and complete the
level.
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