Did
you know that the 4th of July signifies something other
than American  independence?
It's true. It also signifies Brits getting their asses kicked!
Isn't that amazing? I know. But how do they celebrate it...
in MONGOLIA?... I went there to find out! I actually asked
foreigners on AIM. ...It counts.
Dingo:
Hello sir, how did YOU celebrate the 4th of July?
*****: wut?
***** signed off at 10:21:03.
Well,
apparently this guy wasn't foreign. But he did speak in
an odd dialect. My search COULDN'T be over yet! It just
couldn't! I sought out a new person.
Dingo:
Hello, how did YOU celebrate the 4th of July?
*****2: ol
*****2: .....
*****2: oops
*****2: who are u??
Dingo: Worry not my Mongolian friend... I come in peace!
*****2: im not moglion
Dingo: Nor am I. But how do you celebrate your independence?
*****2: umm fireworks
Dingo: Is it difficult to find fireworks in Mongolia?
*****2: like every1 else does
*****2: no, i dont live in monglia
Dingo: I love your accent. I can't hear it but I can feel
it in your words. Is that western Mongolian?
*****2: NO LISTEN I DONT LIVE IN MONGLAI!
Dingo: Mongolians... so frisky! You yell like a TRUE Mongolian.
*****2: seriously stfu r u retarded???
Dingo: Tell me, how does your race cope with other races,
such as, the humans? Are Mongolians friendly creatures?
*****2: wat the fuck
*****2: are u talking about??
Dingo: Haha! They're funny too!
***** signed off at 10:42:55.
Well,
I got some answers I was looking for, and I could've given
up right there. But I didn't. I was so excited to learn
about this that I had to know from a few OTHER nationalities.
Where did I turn? ...surfers.
Dingo:
Hello, how do YOU celebrate the 4th of July?
*****3: hey
*****3: sup
Dingo: Welcome kind and gentle surfer. Please do not harm
me!
*****3: lol ok
Dingo: How do you celebrate the 4th of July, friend?
*****3: fireworks
Dingo: The Mongolian way!!
*****3: what?
Dingo: I cannot believe someone truly does things as others
do them. It's phenominal.
*****3: what?
Dingo: What do you do when the water gets to be too much
to handle?
*****3: i get out?
Dingo: You make a sound point. If you can't handle the water,
don't go in there in the first place.
Dingo: How do you feel you make it when you're out there
battling the vicious torrent?
*****3: what vicious torrent?
Dingo: When you're in the heat of the moment! When you think
"I sure could use... the American pride." What
kind of situations are those?
*****3: i dunno
Dingo: Now, being a surferopian, how do you cope with humans
around you?
*****3: what do you mean?
Dingo: For instance, how do you get along with human brethren?
*****3: no whats a surferiopian?
Dingo: ...Are you a surfer?
*****3: no
Dingo: ...I see.
Well, looks like my journeys turned up nothing worth bringing
back, but I can sure say one thing, and that's that: Hey
Mongolians, kick it like you're American! Fireworks! Way
to go. Bless your souls.
Surfers.. seem to be a bit harder to find. But that's the
way things are.
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